Larry Bird Fan Gets 33 Year Prison Sentence

Found in today’s news of the criminally weird and stupid, here’s the last kind of fan Larry Bird wants:

Man requests longer prison term to honor Larry Bird

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird’s jersey number 33.

The mind boggles.